Jackie Chan has golden puppers.

Jackie Chan has golden puppers.

Jackie Chan has golden puppers.

Jackie Chan’s father was a spy for China.

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

how is this not already a thing???

how is this not already a thing???

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure

one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

i should have texted instead

i should have texted instead

always gotta stop to pet cats

always gotta stop to pet cats

could be fun, no?

could be fun, no?

macaroni rascals

macaroni rascals

spitting venom

for family

beer science

such a misunderstood creature

such a misunderstood creature

they get things done. hired

they get things done. hired

yes, please