nods off

*nods off*

the slowest minute

the slowest minute

nothing is okay

nothing is okay

it’s not a cheetah, it’s the cheetah’s emotional support dog

it’s not a cheetah, it’s the cheetah’s emotional support dog

the perfect break up text response

the perfect break up text response

oh god is that really what i sound like?

oh god is that really what i sound like?

a capybara is a rodent

a capybara is a rodent

he won’t even help pay rent

he won’t even help pay rent

chickenless wing – because i’m on a diet

chickenless wing – because i’m on a diet

weapon of choice – pickle

weapon of choice – pickle

i am groot

there’s no escaping ragnaroth

there’s no escaping ragnaroth

this is so petty and i love it

this is so petty and i love it

he took the game literally

he took the game literally

roomba butler

looks like the lasagna finally fought back

looks like the lasagna finally fought back