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touché, old friend.

touché, old friend.
from the director of ‘van wilder’
from the director of ‘van wilder’
never keep a crow waiting
never keep a crow waiting
this is accurate
this is accurate
let’s be friends
let’s be friends
but does it stop an octopus from punching a fish?
but does it stop an octopus from punching a fish?
sorry if your name is kyle
sorry if your name is kyle
have the decency to leave the store first
have the decency to leave the store first
hello, ladies
hello, ladies
if only there was something they could do
if only there was something they could do
don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me
don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me
that’s a lot of nachos!
that’s a lot of nachos!
no one deserves to live in poverty
no one deserves to live in poverty
this toy line is my favorite
this toy line is my favorite
the moment he knew she was the one
the moment he knew she was the one
i wonder what he left behind
i wonder what he left behind
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
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%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…