Elon Musk was a cute baby.

Elon Musk was a cute baby.

Earns $20 million per movie role. Worth every penny

Earns $20 million per movie role. Worth every penny

The scent of love

The scent of love

Hoo-rah!

Nope. I’m moo-ving out

Nope. I’m moo-ving out

… with a louisville slugger

… with a louisville slugger

… in the pros’ column

… in the pros’ column

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

Doggo 1, young child 0

Doggo 1, young child 0

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

please send help

please send help

The cheeps

soory not soory

soory not soory

The answer seems obvious

The answer seems obvious

gator melted like ice cream

gator melted like ice cream