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I failed my psychological evaluation!
I failed my psychological evaluation!
How hormones work.
How hormones work.
Words.
Words.
Internet advertisements nowadays…
Internet advertisements nowadays…
A woman’s guide to dating men.
A woman’s guide to dating men.
A Nightmare of Sesame Street.
A Nightmare of Sesame Street.
Duel Monitors
Duel Monitors
Realized this while watching Cosmos…
Realized this while watching Cosmos…
So what do you do for a living?
So what do you do for a living?
When I finally get a callback from a job application.
When I finally get a callback from a job application.
I wish I could talk to ponies!
I wish I could talk to ponies!
Okay, Billy…
Okay, Billy…
You farted in Trader Joe’s…
You farted in Trader Joe’s…
No reward necessary.
No reward necessary.
So freaking hardcore.
So freaking hardcore.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+father+now%21
I can’t believe I’m a father now!
The+cake+is+a+lie.
The cake is a lie.
Bill+Gates+has+a+Periodic+Table+with+samples+of+each+element.
Bill Gates has a Periodic Table with samples of each element.
This+little+kitty+got+new+kick+sticks%21
This little kitty got new kick sticks!
Join the conversation
Bring+out+the+chokey.
Bring out the chokey.
Tree+pruning+in+the+1800%26%238217%3Bs
Tree pruning in the 1800’s
And+that%26%238217%3Bs+just+the+problem+with+cats.
And that’s just the problem with cats.
This+is+Horseshoe+crab+blood+and+it+saves+lives.
This is Horseshoe crab blood and it saves lives.
A+buried+WW2+bomb+exploded+in+a+German+barley+field+this+week.++War+persists.
A buried WW2 bomb exploded in a German barley field this week. War persists.
A+noble+death%2C+no+doubt.
A noble death, no doubt.
A%2B++truckin%26%238217%3B
A+ truckin’
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+prank%2C+bro.
It’s just a prank, bro.