*enables dog mode*

the flux capacitor can only handle so much

another delicious hummuscide

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

the law of giants

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

was joining the US military the original squid game?

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

planking isn’t for everybody

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face