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Extramarital D&D

Extramarital D&D
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
Brad Pitt lowers his standards.
Brad Pitt lowers his standards.
The Simpsons nailed it.
The Simpsons nailed it.
Coke phone.
Coke phone.
I looked my demons in the eyes…
I looked my demons in the eyes…
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
Meeting up at high school reunions…
Meeting up at high school reunions…
Best of friends.
Best of friends.
God, send me a man…
God, send me a man…
My family may be trying to tell me something…
My family may be trying to tell me something…
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
Hidden Beach!
Hidden Beach!
I need to stop objectifying women.
I need to stop objectifying women.
Goat to cow, come in cow.
Goat to cow, come in cow.
Why so lonely, cutie?
Why so lonely, cutie?
those+were+the+days
those were the days
i%26%238217%3Bll+happily+prove+you+wrong
i’ll happily prove you wrong
being+at+family+gatherings+like%3A
being at family gatherings like:
10+Funny+Cat+Memes+to+Scritch
10 Funny Cat Memes to Scritch
Join the conversation
well+that%26%238217%3Bs+certainly+one+take
well that’s certainly one take
huh%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+nifty
huh, that’s nifty
but+are+they+wrong%3F
but are they wrong?
what+a+hoot
what a hoot
character+archetypes+with+juxtaposed+partners+will+always+be+good
character archetypes with juxtaposed partners will always be good
%26%238220%3Bturning+you+to+sushi%2C+later%26%238221%3B
“turning you to sushi, later”
Weekly+Dose+of+Wholesome+to+Cherish+%28Sep+30%29
Weekly Dose of Wholesome to Cherish (Sep 30)
YOU+KNOW+THIS+PHONE
YOU KNOW THIS PHONE