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Roomba beer pong is genius.

Roomba beer pong is genius.
A cry for help
A cry for help
Thoughts on tipping.
Thoughts on tipping.
When you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look.
When you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look.
She found lipstick in my pocket…
She found lipstick in my pocket…
Hitting the nail on the head.
Hitting the nail on the head.
Words I live by.
Words I live by.
*ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן*
*ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן*
Keep your receipts.
Keep your receipts.
I love burrito.
I love burrito.
How to mess with Wal-Mart.
How to mess with Wal-Mart.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
In case nobody told you today…
In case nobody told you today…
She knows what I mean.
She knows what I mean.
Just a bunch of Nazis having a snowball fight.
Just a bunch of Nazis having a snowball fight.
A tribute to cheese.
A tribute to cheese.
we%26%238217%3Bve+come+a+long+way
we’ve come a long way
they+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+last+a+week
they wouldn’t last a week
butt+brothers
butt brothers
the+part+of+the+movie+disney+won%26%238217%3Bt+let+you+see
the part of the movie disney won’t let you see
Join the conversation
blame+the+algorithm
blame the algorithm
sea+level
sea level
it%26%238217%3Bs+fine.+Everything%26%238217%3Bs+fine
it’s fine. Everything’s fine
no+fear+here
no fear here
guess+what+happens+next
guess what happens next
nature+is+art
nature is art
the+joys+of+parenting
the joys of parenting
he%26%238217%3Bs+a+keeper
he’s a keeper