How to measure remaining daylight with your hand.

The Presidential State Car is a heavily modified $1.5M Cadillac One to transport our Dear Leader. It is known as The Beast.

Social distancing level 439932.

The Richards go in boxes, the gatos go in bowls.

The swords have names.

It takes all kinds…?

Hrmmmm. This does makes a frog suspicious…

Just a peck of bad apples.

The A in PETA is actually Acrylics.

National Parks get Bad Reviews, also.

The children are not garbage.

You can’t BS a BS’er.

Betty White, circa 1957 – TBD

Dating rocket scientists can be challenging.

Titanic Anchor Gang, circa 1909

Baby owls ought not me stared at.