do you want doors…?

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

he can’t hear you!

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up

a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

peekaboo for adults

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

did you know e.t. had a last name?

the world is ready to see me at my worst