who wants to join me on team ‘eat a bagel?”

Welcome to your first H.O.O.P. rally.

Could you not right now?

In an alternate universe….

A trip to the loo[ney] bin.

The problem with potty talk…

🎼 Always look on the bright side of life…

And my vote…

We must allow natures grasp.

The secret to being a pretty good parent…

Bird o’ War

Let us never forget when the White House press secretary posted his password publicly two days in a row…

Ultimate snuggles.

Yeah, we propagate.

Sorry not sorry Pooh bear.

They should blast music so you know your Tide Pods are coming.