I could drink a latte this.

We don’t need a vaccine for this one…

Cats keep it pretty simple…

Circa 70s conversation pits need to make a comeback.

When Trailer Park Boys SMS VENT

DIY cat door 2020

Ye Olde Barber Shoppe’s are an essential service, prove me wrong.

C’mon, guy… let’s move past this already.

DIY Homer’s spice rack from the Simpsons

Life is short, by Jack Dorsey.

Cheap entertainment!

It is finished, it is done…

*phoooomp*

You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.

People believe in themselves a little too much, it seems, sirca 1902.

Best not breath at me…