my brain wastes so much time

the things you realize as an adult

the things you realize as an adult

have the decency to leave the store first

have the decency to leave the store first

still waiting for national treasure 3

still waiting for national treasure 3

this toy line is my favorite

this toy line is my favorite

don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me

don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me

You can’t run

You can’t run

hello, ladies

sorry if your name is kyle

sorry if your name is kyle

never keep a crow waiting

never keep a crow waiting

but does it stop an octopus from punching a fish?

but does it stop an octopus from punching a fish?

the moment he knew she was the one

the moment he knew she was the one

i wonder what he left behind

i wonder what he left behind

this is accurate

this is accurate

gone but never forgotten

gone but never forgotten

let’s be friends

let’s be friends