Feeling Lucky?

my coworker and i try to outdork each other. i think i win

u/Doctor Throb

Fsck around and find out… – Miley Cyrus, probably.
Fsck around and find out… – Miley Cyrus, probably.
Trees do good work!
Trees do good work!
Penne lisce can get bent.
Penne lisce can get bent.
Just Newtonian things…
Just Newtonian things…
What’s an Idaho, probably.
What’s an Idaho, probably.
Hawaii is serious about their Spam shrinkage.
Hawaii is serious about their Spam shrinkage.
I miss the luxury of air travel.
I miss the luxury of air travel.
Send in the wolves!
Send in the wolves!
The primitive man requires it. Make it so.
The primitive man requires it. Make it so.
Global warming flavored ice cream is so hot this year.
Global warming flavored ice cream is so hot this year.
My Etsy shoppe did not do well this year.
My Etsy shoppe did not do well this year.
Canadians are something.
Canadians are something.
The goslings have been foooded.
The goslings have been foooded.
Pick your poison.
Pick your poison.
Meet Dr. Marijuana Pepsi.
Meet Dr. Marijuana Pepsi.
Listen+to+your+therapist.
Listen to your therapist.
Tired+frens
Tired frens
First+of+all%2C+how+dare+you%3F
First of all, how dare you?
Self+Care++Advice+From+NASA
Self Care Advice From NASA
Join the conversation
Just+like+grammar+used+to+make.
Just like grammar used to make.
When+you%26%238217%3Bre+mad%2C+but+there%26%238217%3Bs+cake
When you’re mad, but there’s cake
Snow+causes+a+frustration.
Snow causes a frustration.
Santa+will+roundhouse+kick+you+in+the+throat.
Santa will roundhouse kick you in the throat.
Bear+with+me%26%238230%3B
Bear with me…
Where+do+you+see+yourself+in+40+years%3F
Where do you see yourself in 40 years?
Gonna+jack+you+all+up.
Gonna jack you all up.
2018+Russian+Presidential+Results+are+in
2018 Russian Presidential Results are in