my plants are my children

my body is just looking out for my best interests

it’s worth a shot. what’s the worst that could happen?

Checking on the status of his next marvel contract

I don’t know what I have more questions about, the perfectly posed cat in front of the painting, or the same image on a white canvas to the left

yep, i have no idea at all…

got any facts about ducks to add?

spirit airlines – fly cheap and buy your halloween costume at the same time. This is just smart business

Dumb food hacks and other delicious memes

I’d rather grow a beard than shave with this

bdsm can stand for a number of things

cats – descended from dragons pt. 2

does this mean peter parker and pepper potts had an affair?

what political party is this? funny answers only

goldfish royalty

what are you buying? gas, probably…