My fav mobile game.

tooting his own horn

all the pain

the original viagra

team carrie

back the blue?

especially on a friday

you’re next!

gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today

thanks but no thanks

it’s healthy to set boundaries

your phone always knows

i slept okay

pass me some coal

centaur exterminators are so effective they’ve basically put themselves out of business

the gift no one wants