My favorite Presidential anecdote.

My favorite Presidential anecdote.

i’ll take the chicken

i’ll take the chicken

I was today’s years old

I was today’s years old

if you were curious

if you were curious

what we need here is more water, obviously

what we need here is more water, obviously

we all laugh together or no one laughs

we all laugh together or no one laughs

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

100 percent would still pet

100 percent would still pet

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

somebody once told me

somebody once told me

and they all somehow survived

and they all somehow survived

the most badass way to spread your ashes

the most badass way to spread your ashes

the car knew, too

the car knew, too

can you solve this math problem?

can you solve this math problem?

the please and the thank you

the please and the thank you