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My grandparents use to have this uncomfortably racist shopping list.

My grandparents use to have this uncomfortably racist shopping list.
I could live here.
I could live here.
Never repeat History Channel
Never repeat History Channel
puddle connoisseur
puddle connoisseur
CPU bamboozle
CPU bamboozle
Imma tell you something about black people…
Imma tell you something about black people…
How to confuse a penguin.
How to confuse a penguin.
Breakfast foods are weird.
Breakfast foods are weird.
Foreign policy is complicated.
Foreign policy is complicated.
Banks Hate Him!
Banks Hate Him!
I made this for you.
I made this for you.
Sorry Canadians…..
Sorry Canadians…..
Cheese is unanimously good.
Cheese is unanimously good.
Day 54…
Day 54…
The Rock is a narc, pass it on.
The Rock is a narc, pass it on.
Chuck E. Cheese’s sociopath brother Jerry.
Chuck E. Cheese’s sociopath brother Jerry.
Why+do+we+call+our+moon+the+moon%3F
Why do we call our moon the moon?
Big+Bird+had+a+rough+day%26%238230%3B
Big Bird had a rough day…
Rockets+to+scale
Rockets to scale
This+was+in+my+writing+coaches+office.
This was in my writing coaches office.
Join the conversation
My+dog+caught+me+in+the+act+again%26%238230%3B
My dog caught me in the act again…
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
One+of+the+reasons+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+like+the+ocean
One of the reasons I don’t like the ocean
The+debt+of+the+world
The debt of the world
Oh%2C+the+Special+Olympics%3F
Oh, the Special Olympics?
Dear+God
Dear God
You+just+can%26%238217%3Bt+know.
You just can’t know.
I+was+that+kid%26%238230%3B
I was that kid…