My grandparents use to have this uncomfortably racist shopping list.

Words from mom.

This city started putting colored LED strips at crosswalks so people staring down at their phone wont walk into traffic

60% of the time, it works every time.

Alan the unimpressed astronaut

That was a quick test

Everyone deserves a second chance

Poor kitters just had a small thirst. 🐱🌊

Compliments explained

Fun with bees.

Who says fidgetspinners aren’t useful?

My mom told me not to post my proposal pic on Facebook because she’s ashamed of me… I want the world to see!

I hate the future.

Illuminatea – Steep all day.

I always see beauty in others… who are at least 6’3

Trump and Nixon would have made a beautiful baby together.