My little cousin’s turtle died. He made the grave, built the cross, and got dressed without any parental supervision. My uncle caught this towards the end of the ceremony.

My little cousin’s turtle died. He made the grave, built the cross, and got dressed without any parental supervision. My uncle caught this towards the end of the ceremony.

and you can’t even buy popcorn in the lobby

and you can’t even buy popcorn in the lobby

in theory, this would work

in theory, this would work

Serena Williams to the rescue

Serena Williams to the rescue

can you guess what he’s watching?

can you guess what he’s watching?

illegal underground grandma karaoke bars was not on my 2021 bingo card

illegal underground grandma karaoke bars was not on my 2021 bingo card

i smell a movie franchise!

i smell a movie franchise!

the ducks are onto you

the ducks are onto you

id be okay with a dino called the heckin chonkosaurus, i don’t know about you

id be okay with a dino called the heckin chonkosaurus, i don’t know about you

flying blisters of plague would be a great heavy metal band name

flying blisters of plague would be a great heavy metal band name

birds are deadlier than bombs

birds are deadlier than bombs

how’d that work out for them?

how’d that work out for them?

all the motivation that was needed

all the motivation that was needed

we all need to be as positive as bulbasaur

we all need to be as positive as bulbasaur

say your prayers, mouse!

say your prayers, mouse!

these game ads are getting too life like

these game ads are getting too life like