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My mailman was the first to show me how the real world works

My mailman was the first to show me how the real world works
Spielberg prepping the Trick or Treat scene in E.T. c. 1982.
Spielberg prepping the Trick or Treat scene in E.T. c. 1982.
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Fair dinkum, Ted.
Fair dinkum, Ted.
Pics or GTFO, is what I alvays say.
Pics or GTFO, is what I alvays say.
Were you born with raw talent or did you sell your solé?
Were you born with raw talent or did you sell your solé?
He’s already been indexed.
He’s already been indexed.
It’s got a different vibe to it…
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Ya’ll need to change your Twitter password.
Ya’ll need to change your Twitter password.
Black market price for basil just went up.
Black market price for basil just went up.
Take us to your gato.
Take us to your gato.
Cancel cancel culture.
Cancel cancel culture.
Consider you are, also.
Consider you are, also.
💩 ³
💩 ³
Do you even know facts, bro?
Do you even know facts, bro?
Let them stream.
Let them stream.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+you%26%238217%3Bve+done+this%26%238230%3B
I can’t believe you’ve done this…
That+is+quite+the+timeline%26%238230%3B
That is quite the timeline…
Somebody+get+PETA+on+the+horn.
Somebody get PETA on the horn.
This+is+protesting+in+its+finest+form.
This is protesting in its finest form.
Join the conversation
Meanwhile%26%238230%3B
Meanwhile…
Careful+with+that+thing%26%238230%3B
Careful with that thing…
Party+politics+are+an+incredible+Petri+dish.
Party politics are an incredible Petri dish.
%2Ahonks+in+geese%2A
*honks in geese*
The+Titanic+is+tiny+compared+to+modern+Corona+incubators.
The Titanic is tiny compared to modern Corona incubators.
%2Amy+life+is+a+joke%2C+lol.
*my life is a joke, lol.
MINE
MINE
I%26%238217%3Bm+disappointed+they+haven%26%238217%3Bt+painted+it+yellow%26%238230%3B
I’m disappointed they haven’t painted it yellow…