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My Mother Trying To Introduce Me To A Healthier Life

My Mother Trying To Introduce Me To A Healthier Life
Y’all matter.
Y’all matter.
Can I hire you to write my obit?
Can I hire you to write my obit?
Roger you ignorant slut.
Roger you ignorant slut.
Cookies goood.
Cookies goood.
*giggles in darwinism*
*giggles in darwinism*
Off we gooo00oooo!
Off we gooo00oooo!
That would be an interesting timeline…
That would be an interesting timeline…
The future is bright.
The future is bright.
Librarians remember.
Librarians remember.
The evolution the elephant.
The evolution the elephant.
Pixar what’s in the box?!
Pixar what’s in the box?!
Watt the actual heck
Watt the actual heck
END SIMULATION! END SIMULATION!
END SIMULATION! END SIMULATION!
Works every time…
Works every time…
do you want doors…?
do you want doors…?
Check+on+your+friends
Check on your friends
CTRL-P
CTRL-P
Sometimes+you+just+gotta+put+out+the+fire.
Sometimes you just gotta put out the fire.
%23fakebirth
#fakebirth
Join the conversation
A+brand+new+John+Cena+watch+for+my+wrist%26%238230%3B
A brand new John Cena watch for my wrist…
Blind+son+sees+mom+for+first+time%26%238230%3B+immediately+roasts+her+face.
Blind son sees mom for first time… immediately roasts her face.
Parenting+can+be+difficult.
Parenting can be difficult.
Favorite+food+of+world+leaders
Favorite food of world leaders
Myrna%2C+simmer+down.
Myrna, simmer down.
He+healthy
He healthy
I+think+I+found+the+one
I think I found the one
What+is+happening+to+peoples%26%238217%3B+brains%3F
What is happening to peoples’ brains?