My primary source of income as a kid…

My primary source of income as a kid...

miracle dog

you almost sunk my battleship

you almost sunk my battleship

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

both need to go out at least twice a day

both need to go out at least twice a day

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

more stores need this on display

more stores need this on display

I love falling asleep to the sound of rain

I love falling asleep to the sound of rain

i know how capitalism works

i know how capitalism works

that’s showbiz, baby!

that’s showbiz, baby!

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

you know the move

you know the move

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

this joke is horseshit

this joke is horseshit

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol