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Professor wasn’t allowed to cancel class before spring break. He sent this email to everyone in the class this morning.

Professor wasn't allowed to cancel class before spring break. He sent this email to everyone in the class this morning.
Mask based humans are the next evolutionary step.
Mask based humans are the next evolutionary step.
Fill’r up!
Fill’r up!
Spooky kites at a distance!
Spooky kites at a distance!
Hey, You’re Finally Awake…
Hey, You’re Finally Awake…
dam[m]it
dam[m]it
Get this girl a whistle and a job.
Get this girl a whistle and a job.
They’re illusions, Michael…
They’re illusions, Michael…
It would be California man…
It would be California man…
Hitting Intergalactic charts (eventually), circa 1985.
Hitting Intergalactic charts (eventually), circa 1985.
Please support The Cornelius Foundation
Please support The Cornelius Foundation
That box ain’t right… – Doge, probably.
That box ain’t right… – Doge, probably.
Cheeky AF Victorian madam, circa 1844.
Cheeky AF Victorian madam, circa 1844.
Bearly qualified.
Bearly qualified.
Gracias homie.
Gracias homie.
Roommates are the würst.
Roommates are the würst.
I+Love+Nuclear+Chess%21
I Love Nuclear Chess!
Pure+caffeine+being+extracted+from+coffee+beans
Pure caffeine being extracted from coffee beans
Bear+dad
Bear dad
Drugs+can+be+funny
Drugs can be funny
Join the conversation
Why+is+it+called+beauty+sleep%3F
Why is it called beauty sleep?
When+you+step+on+your+pets+foot%26%238230%3B
When you step on your pets foot…
Stop+that+get+back+here
Stop that get back here
Pests+in+New+York
Pests in New York
It%26%238217%3Bs+that+time+of+year+again+for+us+dog+owners.
It’s that time of year again for us dog owners.
Life+isn%26%238217%3Bt+fair.
Life isn’t fair.
Name+that+episode%21
Name that episode!
Morning%26%238230%3B
Morning…