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Professor wasn’t allowed to cancel class before spring break. He sent this email to everyone in the class this morning.

Professor wasn't allowed to cancel class before spring break. He sent this email to everyone in the class this morning.
The Meatless Shall Inherit The Earth.
The Meatless Shall Inherit The Earth.
There is a school in Mexico where the students and teachers wear masks to deter kidnapping. #maskup2020
There is a school in Mexico where the students and teachers wear masks to deter kidnapping. #maskup2020
Cooler than you will ever bee.
Cooler than you will ever bee.
Oh blyat!
Oh blyat!
Thar’s a hand up thar!
Thar’s a hand up thar!
Welcome back to the right side of the garden.
Welcome back to the right side of the garden.
Stone the children.
Stone the children.
Non-ferrous Words.
Non-ferrous Words.
Kids have a certain magic to them…
Kids have a certain magic to them…
Outlook is *bleat*
Outlook is *bleat*
Rock smiths move mountains.
Rock smiths move mountains.
You is smart…
You is smart…
*pooh bear wants to know your location*
*pooh bear wants to know your location*
Tony works out.
Tony works out.
Put a load of that in your gullet ASAP.
Put a load of that in your gullet ASAP.
samwise+gamsleep
samwise gamsleep
circus+min-maximus
circus min-maximus
%26%238220%3Bturning+you+to+sushi%2C+later%26%238221%3B
“turning you to sushi, later”
it%26%238217%3Bs+super+effective%21
it’s super effective!
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character+archetypes+with+juxtaposed+partners+will+always+be+good
character archetypes with juxtaposed partners will always be good
10+Funny+Cat+Memes+to+Scritch
10 Funny Cat Memes to Scritch
10+Funny+Air+Memes+to+Blow+You+Away
10 Funny Air Memes to Blow You Away
i%26%238217%3Bll+happily+prove+you+wrong
i’ll happily prove you wrong
Weekly+Dose+of+Wholesome+to+Cherish+%28Sep+30%29
Weekly Dose of Wholesome to Cherish (Sep 30)
pathethics
pathethics
but+are+they+wrong%3F
but are they wrong?
oh+i+thought+it+was+Yoga+Matteus
oh i thought it was Yoga Matteus