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My Whole life was a lie

My Whole life was a lie
Everyone in this house is alive because of me.
Everyone in this house is alive because of me.
Mother and son.
Mother and son.
Staying busy at the office.
Staying busy at the office.
Pick a card, any card.
Pick a card, any card.
How I feel about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s baby.
How I feel about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s baby.
All the singles in my area want to meet me!
All the singles in my area want to meet me!
We’ve all seen the movies…
We’ve all seen the movies…
Watch your step…
Watch your step…
Cats. Not the smartest animals.
Cats. Not the smartest animals.
Enigmas that defy explanation.
Enigmas that defy explanation.
My water broke!
My water broke!
Anatomy of a jumbo freezie.
Anatomy of a jumbo freezie.
The most delicious summer.
The most delicious summer.
Things that taught me life isn’t fair.
Things that taught me life isn’t fair.
Life of Pi got a sequel it seems.
Life of Pi got a sequel it seems.
Not+just+a+game.
Not just a game.
Scumbag+women.
Scumbag women.
Things+you+want+to+see+at+the+grocery+store.
Things you want to see at the grocery store.
Where+does+your+schnoz+fit+in%3F
Where does your schnoz fit in?
Join the conversation
Come+on%26%238230%3B
Come on…
%26%238230%3Bgay+people+actually+exist.
…gay people actually exist.
Sweeney+todd+%26gt%3B+Twilight.
Sweeney todd > Twilight.
Words.
Words.
Woke+up+to+this%26%238230%3B
Woke up to this…
Augustus+Gloop%21
Augustus Gloop!
Tie+me+up+to+the+bed%26%238230%3B
Tie me up to the bed…
Freaking+pudding.
Freaking pudding.