name’s blanche, james blanche

🎼 Always look on the bright side of life…

Let us never forget when the White House press secretary posted his password publicly two days in a row…

In an alternate universe….

Invest in the long con.

Could you not right now?

And my vote…

Got a couple buns in the oven, prolly.

They should blast music so you know your Tide Pods are coming.

We were hoping you would give us the answer we wanted… – Maybe Kim, probably.

We must allow natures grasp.

The problem with potty talk…

McDonald’s themed deck has the queen holding the burger… for reasons.

Sorry not sorry Pooh bear.

The only known pyramid capstone.

The secret to being a pretty good parent…