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wise words from turd ferguson

wise words from turd ferguson
Dads only like grilling, fishing, golf and beer, right?
Dads only like grilling, fishing, golf and beer, right?
Made me s m i l e
Made me s m i l e
Talk to your dad, please. He might listen to you.
Talk to your dad, please. He might listen to you.
You wanna talk about Father’s day?
You wanna talk about Father’s day?
Should have had it sorted this time around…
Should have had it sorted this time around…
Forward thinking
Forward thinking
Warning: This Tupperware may provoke flashbacks.
Warning: This Tupperware may provoke flashbacks.
That’s not AI.
That’s not AI.
Not interested in the slightest.
Not interested in the slightest.
I’d watch this movie.
I’d watch this movie.
Chance of rain on Tinder
Chance of rain on Tinder
We’re not close anymore.
We’re not close anymore.
Go home, pigeon
Go home, pigeon
Thanks Dad.
Thanks Dad.
The real Bill Gates
The real Bill Gates
The+JellyBelly+founder+is+hosting+a+nation+wide+treasure+hunt+for+Golden+tickets+to+own+a+JellyBelly+candy+factory+before+he+retires%2C+BTW.
The JellyBelly founder is hosting a nation wide treasure hunt for Golden tickets to own a JellyBelly candy factory before he retires, BTW.
So+anyway%2C+here%26%238217%3Bs+an+ants+arse.
So anyway, here’s an ants arse.
Why+aren%26%238217%3Bt+we+funding+this%3F
Why aren’t we funding this?
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Words.
Words.
But+yes%2C+still+lbs+of+it%2C+please.
But yes, still lbs of it, please.
Minerals+of+a+feather%26%238230%3B+and+all+that+jazz.
Minerals of a feather… and all that jazz.
Get+this+guy+a+whistle.
Get this guy a whistle.
Genesis+3%3A7
Genesis 3:7
Erhm%26%238230%3B+doc%3F
Erhm… doc?
%2Acar+door+closing+intensifies%2A
*car door closing intensifies*
And+then+the+dumpsters+ignited%26%238230%3B
And then the dumpsters ignited…