Damn, Bertram! Not bad for a whale.

Damn, Bertram! Not bad for a whale.

Tweeting on unholy land.

Tweeting on unholy land.

Draw the curtains, dear.

Draw the curtains, dear.

It took me a bit to figure out…

It took me a bit to figure out…

Have we fixed this yet?

Have we fixed this yet?

Amazon’s finest

Amazon’s finest

Now that’s what I call a sync…

Now that’s what I call a sync…

Good luck out there…

Good luck out there…

My official mascot.

My official mascot.

Find something worth smiling about.

Find something worth smiling about.

First Mars rover image sent back to Earth

First Mars rover image sent back to Earth

Nevermore, motherclucker

Nevermore, motherclucker

I will care for you, tiny human.

I will care for you, tiny human.

…look at all them real boys.

…look at all them real boys.

I’m loving it!

I’m loving it!

He thought his cat loved him…

He thought his cat loved him…