What an interesting predicament.

only after having a really stressful monday, so 52 weeks out of the year. rough estimate

public transport to hogwarts is the worst

remember when jesus turned water into jack daniels that one time? that was aweomse

“hello old friend” i tell the toilet before realizing i’m not alone in the bathroom

there are multiple ways to spell missouri

after all, you know your best friend wasn’t let into heaven

an easy guide to help you portion your food

revenge is a dish best served with a new netflix password

come for the pizza, stay for the free side of hands

not every change george lucas made to star wars was a bad one

wisconsin gets so cold in the winter you can freeze an egg

wind up smart car – for when you run out of gas but still have a block to go

how to make your house smell like pillsburry dough butt

is this supposed to be an insult or a compliment?

Memes showing how brits are dealing failing to stay cool in the record-setting heat