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The one true ship

The one true ship
no need to bring pen and paper into this
no need to bring pen and paper into this
dads always know
dads always know
looks like pizza
looks like pizza
the reason to move daily
the reason to move daily
this seems like a better idea than actual product
this seems like a better idea than actual product
the final boss has been summoned
the final boss has been summoned
please wait til your parents leave to try this at home
please wait til your parents leave to try this at home
deploy anti-cowboy measures
deploy anti-cowboy measures
never ask bob dylan for the answer
never ask bob dylan for the answer
best account on twitter
best account on twitter
and no one is around to ask how your sadghetti was…
and no one is around to ask how your sadghetti was…
not today british museum!
not today british museum!
reading rainbow
reading rainbow
it’s subjective
it’s subjective
duct tape paint job
duct tape paint job
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
No+shame.
No shame.
Obviously.
Obviously.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Join the conversation
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Har+har+har.
Har har har.