What IS the right answer?

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

toast and butter is an everyday phase

gives “baby changing station” a whole new meaning

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

gravity doesn’t exist when you’re a goat

this is how many sides a circle has

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”