Words.

Deploy anti-cowboy measures ASAP As Possible.

There’s always next year…

There are holes all over this plot…

Cone them all.

Best friends by order of dog law.

One student decorated their graduation cap with a giant QR code that directs people to a list of students killed in school shootings.

Papa John’s should be on city payroll.

Eating spaghet like a mad man.

FOOL proof alarm clock

I am having a legitimately bad time…

Do as I say, and what not.

Can confirm; These Dick’s are worth waiting in line for…

Bring this knife to a gunfight.

Turns out mushrooms don’t give a damn about your asphalt.

Netflix cares enough to invade your private life.