never giving my kid a toy again >:(

Well I’m never going to Florida.

Well I’m never going to Florida.

All hail the AntChrist!

All hail the AntChrist!

Dug!

Kitty pong.

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Mixed up pajama day and picture day. He was not pleased.

Mixed up pajama day and picture day. He was not pleased.

The difference between men and women.

The difference between men and women.

Pick up perfection!

Pick up perfection!

You had one job, Ms. Frizzle.

You had one job, Ms. Frizzle.

Shopping Spree!

Shopping Spree!

Well played, chemistry book.

Well played, chemistry book.

When the first girl shows up at the party

When the first girl shows up at the party

How to cut a pizza.

How to cut a pizza.

I’m going to be so good at hugs!

I’m going to be so good at hugs!

You never know who your next best friend will be.

You never know who your next best friend will be.