Feeling Lucky?

never mention the hammers!

literally every time i do laundry
literally every time i do laundry
It was cold winter’s night…
It was cold winter’s night…
tastes like blue
tastes like blue
what will America choose?
what will America choose?
i’ll have the vodka salad
i’ll have the vodka salad
the perfect crime
the perfect crime
fixed it
fixed it
burns so good
burns so good
target has had enough bs
target has had enough bs
i need to make friends with crows
i need to make friends with crows
same
same
by do not, they mean do
by do not, they mean do
why do they make it so stressful?
why do they make it so stressful?
is this where the saying comes from?
is this where the saying comes from?
plastic eating boopersnoot panther
plastic eating boopersnoot panther
i%26%238217%3Bll+take+three
i’ll take three
such+a+good+feeling
such a good feeling
one+does+not+simply+answer+this+question
one does not simply answer this question
it%26%238217%3Bs+a+bad+romance
it’s a bad romance
Join the conversation
they%26%238217%3Bre+all+the+buzz
they’re all the buzz
lord+of+the+wings
lord of the wings
if+you+know%2C+you+know
if you know, you know
well%2C+i+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+dishonest+the+first+time%26%238230%3B
well, i wasn’t dishonest the first time…
a+fun+alternative+to+swears
a fun alternative to swears
it%26%238217%3Bs+so+cute+when+they+do+that+%3C3
it’s so cute when they do that <3
just+trying+to+survive%2C+nbd
just trying to survive, nbd
honestly+i%26%238217%3Bm+the+narrator+in+this+case
honestly i’m the narrator in this case