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The speech that would have been given if the moon landings failed.
The speech that would have been given if the moon landings failed.
Both genders should learn to cook
Both genders should learn to cook
Malaysia airlines on United.
Malaysia airlines on United.
Malaphors
Malaphors
Infomercials are weird…
Infomercials are weird…
When you press all the buttons
When you press all the buttons
RIP Laptop
RIP Laptop
I am fire , I am death ..!
I am fire , I am death ..!
Ned Stark returns to save John Snow
Ned Stark returns to save John Snow
President Bubbles
President Bubbles
Hold up…
Hold up…
A map of all the pubs in the UK
A map of all the pubs in the UK
Eminem has never won a game of rock paper scissors.
Eminem has never won a game of rock paper scissors.
Oooo… Oh, my bad!
Oooo… Oh, my bad!
The Internet on United.
The Internet on United.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Join the conversation
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Hands.
Hands.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Obviously.
Obviously.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’