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Why I don’t ride the bus.
Why I don’t ride the bus.
I lost all of my contacts.
I lost all of my contacts.
Facebook is a jerk.
Facebook is a jerk.
Haiku!
Haiku!
Highly suspect.
Highly suspect.
Warning:
Warning:
Chinese Rick-Roll.
Chinese Rick-Roll.
Cereal!
Cereal!
Did you miss me?
Did you miss me?
Hontas…
Hontas…
Tattoos are like cats.
Tattoos are like cats.
Angry coffee.
Angry coffee.
Sunglasses like a boss.
Sunglasses like a boss.
Whatcha thinkin about?
Whatcha thinkin about?
Italics.
Italics.
Glow+cats+are+god.
Glow cats are god.
Think+of+the+children%21
Think of the children!
The+city+police+are+pulling+kids+on+bikes+with+helmets+over%21
The city police are pulling kids on bikes with helmets over!
Gordon+Ramsay+would+be+proud.
Gordon Ramsay would be proud.
Join the conversation
Star+leaves+and+all%26%238230%3B
Star leaves and all…
git+blame
git blame
Red%5Brum%5D
Red[rum]
You+will+never+win.
You will never win.
I+did+it+all+for+The+Office.
I did it all for The Office.
Just+pizza+pranks.
Just pizza pranks.
Brazil+maintains+a+fleet+of+hospital+ships+that+dock+at+riverside+villages+and+treat+locals+for+free
Brazil maintains a fleet of hospital ships that dock at riverside villages and treat locals for free
I%26%238217%3Bll+see+myself+out%26%238230%3B
I’ll see myself out…