Feeling Lucky?

new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility

hole in the wall in the library
who wants to join me on team ‘eat a bagel?”
who wants to join me on team ‘eat a bagel?”
maybe a mini horse?
maybe a mini horse?
this story deserves an a+
this story deserves an a+
begin the debate
begin the debate
Bros for life
Bros for life
Is there a bad way to prep potatoes?
Is there a bad way to prep potatoes?
you’re activity is pointless
you’re activity is pointless
just another reason to avoid chipotle
just another reason to avoid chipotle
rainbow road and surge cola is a deadly combination
rainbow road and surge cola is a deadly combination
your haunted doll isn’t evil, it just needs enrichment activities
your haunted doll isn’t evil, it just needs enrichment activities
we drove out of lubrication
we drove out of lubrication
date night
date night
and don’t even think about using the microwave!
and don’t even think about using the microwave!
you tell him it was the right door, though
you tell him it was the right door, though
*pretends to answer phone*
*pretends to answer phone*
no+fear+here
no fear here
the+joys+of+parenting
the joys of parenting
it%26%238217%3Bs+fine.+Everything%26%238217%3Bs+fine
it’s fine. Everything’s fine
fuck+that+hurts+eels%2C+probably
fuck that hurts eels, probably
Join the conversation
dads+love+it+when+a+plan+comes+together
dads love it when a plan comes together
dad+never+has+to+know
dad never has to know
I%26%238217%3Bve+traveled+the+world+and+the+seven+seas
I’ve traveled the world and the seven seas
he%26%238217%3Bs+a+keeper
he’s a keeper
former+child%2C+aren%26%238217%3Bt+we+all
former child, aren’t we all
a+heartwarming+dad+joke
a heartwarming dad joke
they+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+last+a+week
they wouldn’t last a week
the+part+of+the+movie+disney+won%26%238217%3Bt+let+you+see
the part of the movie disney won’t let you see