Good on you, Bob Fletcher.

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

And you give that subtle approving head nod

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

wasted gems

classic carrie bradshaw

time to cry!

send dudes, not nudes

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i should have texted instead

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

what every kid wants for christmas

that’s a loaded question

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long