There’s a Twitter for every thing…

There's a Twitter for every thing...

when your hitman becomes your therapist

when your hitman becomes your therapist

ask him if he cares about anything

ask him if he cares about anything

did not know dogs had butt cracks

did not know dogs had butt cracks

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opinion-size-age-shape-colr-origin-material-purpose-noun

somebody that I used to know

somebody that I used to know

important advice

important advice

how to get scammers to stop calling you with one easy sentence

how to get scammers to stop calling you with one easy sentence

but he won’t starve

but he won’t starve

if i wait they’ll get too cold

if i wait they’ll get too cold

ah yes, without a license is the issue, not the other part

ah yes, without a license is the issue, not the other part

this is true

the answer to the question i didn’t know i had

the answer to the question i didn’t know i had

drink alcohol to weigh birds

drink alcohol to weigh birds

there’s a playlist for everything

there’s a playlist for everything

grandpa has a score to settle

grandpa has a score to settle