Nintendon’t

up? down? sideways

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

This is a brilliant grandpa move

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

just one?

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

you will pay for your betrayal

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

how not to tell someone their std test results

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

write the next line of this story

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point