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Happy cold and flu season!
Happy cold and flu season!
You said not to get you anything!
You said not to get you anything!
Punched up the fuckline.
Punched up the fuckline.
Just American things…
Just American things…
Things to do with junk mail.
Things to do with junk mail.
Who needs a relationship?
Who needs a relationship?
The most valid statement I’ve ever heard.
The most valid statement I’ve ever heard.
It’s better than sex.
It’s better than sex.
Butter – Good and Good For You
Butter – Good and Good For You
I am so cold… warm me up?
I am so cold… warm me up?
clikFWAP
clikFWAP
Food vs Exercise
Food vs Exercise
Without a male with which to mate…
Without a male with which to mate…
Your move, zombies.
Your move, zombies.
She can lick her elbow
She can lick her elbow
I+want+this+energy+back
I want this energy back
I+mean%26%238230%3B+It%26%238217%3Bs+possible.
I mean… It’s possible.
Where+your+scallop+is+farmed
Where your scallop is farmed
Barbie+and+the+Magical+Race+Against+Thermodynamic+Entropy
Barbie and the Magical Race Against Thermodynamic Entropy
Join the conversation
To%3A+FBI%2C+NSA%2C+CIA+%26%238211%3B+In+light+of+the+recent+bombings+and+stabbings+across+America%26%238230%3B
To: FBI, NSA, CIA – In light of the recent bombings and stabbings across America…
Meanwhile+at+a+job+interview
Meanwhile at a job interview
Available+now+at+your+local+Walmart%21
Available now at your local Walmart!
Jesus+Is+So+Nice
Jesus Is So Nice
%26quot%3BYou+made+the+mess%2C+you+clean+it+up.%26quot%3B
"You made the mess, you clean it up."
Bottle+Rocket+Under+Ice
Bottle Rocket Under Ice
Never+Use+Euphemisms
Never Use Euphemisms
Take+care+of+youre+kids
Take care of youre kids