no one is more confident

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

… with a louisville slugger

… with a louisville slugger

That was unexpected

That was unexpected

Hoo-rah!

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

No one can stop us!

No one can stop us!

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

soory not soory

soory not soory

gator melted like ice cream

gator melted like ice cream

The cheeps

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

the biggest little pupper in the park

the biggest little pupper in the park

please send help

please send help

and now I’m wide awake. great…

and now I’m wide awake. great…

this is why i love bread so much

this is why i love bread so much