no one knows what the p stands for

that headline took a turn

that headline took a turn

where’s the line?

where’s the line?

that was a quick diagnosis

that was a quick diagnosis

don’t be selfish

don’t be selfish

my daily doom scrolling procedure

my daily doom scrolling procedure

when in doubt, try and turbofolk your problems away. and then sue

when in doubt, try and turbofolk your problems away. and then sue

looking for recommendations, not advice… oh my

looking for recommendations, not advice… oh my

like the moon landing, this photo was staged

like the moon landing, this photo was staged

don’t mess with his meat

don’t mess with his meat

this is a crime against eating

this is a crime against eating

This album is gonna slap

This album is gonna slap

geese are dicks

geese are dicks

i am vengeance, i am the knight, i am your babysitter!

i am vengeance, i am the knight, i am your babysitter!

we need more of this in America

we need more of this in America

I’ve found my calling

I’ve found my calling