no one’s ever done that for me before

Well, it was worth a try.

As for me and my patronus, we will fight the good fight.

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

Too soon to revisit arming the teachers?

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985

This sums up the problem nicely.

We call it the toe crusher.

The Soviets trained dogs to blow up tanks. They only blew up Soviet tanks…

This is a win win, win situation.

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

v o t e

To cucumber is to human.

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.