Small mellow yellow, please bruv.

it has been decided. father figure is the new dad bod

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

generic father figure for backyard bbq needed in Spokane.

the muse and his portrait

the moment your realize you might be a mouse

calling in thicc to work tomorrow

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

he was named pants because he always wore pants

it’s okay to stare

looks like apples are off the menu for anti-vaxxers!

put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!

how to manifest the winning lottery numbers without over-buying tickets

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die