haha. why are vampire jokes so funny?

haha. why are vampire jokes so funny?

Please do not violate my hippo.

Please do not violate my hippo.

Snitches get sprinkles.

Snitches get sprinkles.

Life can be rough, at times.

Life can be rough, at times.

Sheep do not appreciate tyre swings.

Sheep do not appreciate tyre swings.

If fish were cartographers.

If fish were cartographers.

You wouldn’t leak a reactor…

You wouldn’t leak a reactor…

Nectar drunk.

At least the ice cream machine was working…

At least the ice cream machine was working…

Nobody here but us hens…

Nobody here but us hens…

Jesus show me the way!

Jesus show me the way!

Thanks, bae. You do good work.

Thanks, bae. You do good work.

Meet Belka, one of two K9 Cosmonauts returned to earth, USSR, circa 1961.

Meet Belka, one of two K9 Cosmonauts returned to earth, USSR, circa 1961.

So long and thanks for all the fish, Doug.

So long and thanks for all the fish, Doug.

In which Penn and Teller do Cameo

In which Penn and Teller do Cameo

And I took that personally, bub.

And I took that personally, bub.