R E C I E V E THE S L I M E

Perhaps they do realize this and deliberately miss their shots

Every box of raisins is a tragic story

Talking to the devil

From absolute zero to “absolute hot,” the temperatures of the Universe

What are you up to?

George Carlin

I’d rather live with a lesbian than a cat.

Et tu, Brute?

One of my favorite Simpsons quote.

Sometimes I just need a contraption like this

Can I speak to you in private?

How to make a company logo

Students from multiple Albuquerque high schools walked out to protest the new PARCC knowledge assessment.

Why Hulu sucks

Did you fall from heaven?