Feeling Lucky?

Moisturize her?

Moisturize her?
just one more episode…
just one more episode…
i don’t even know if i’m a robot
i don’t even know if i’m a robot
when someone is colon you out critically
when someone is colon you out critically
never tell me the odds…
never tell me the odds…
this terrified chair (chairrified)
this terrified chair (chairrified)
the true root of the issue
the true root of the issue
a true celebration of life
a true celebration of life
task failed successfully
task failed successfully
the moment your brain just forgets every item ever
the moment your brain just forgets every item ever
a new challenger approaches
a new challenger approaches
that’s something a ghost would say
that’s something a ghost would say
and half the time it defies gravity and looks rock-solid
and half the time it defies gravity and looks rock-solid
it was that or be responsible
it was that or be responsible
some fairytale overthinking to waste your time
some fairytale overthinking to waste your time
get into the nitty gritty
get into the nitty gritty
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
Join the conversation
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR