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not my proudest moments

committing this to memory
committing this to memory
is this the world’s scariest spider?
is this the world’s scariest spider?
the milk crate challenge
the milk crate challenge
it’s not too late
it’s not too late
she has entered the endgame
she has entered the endgame
i wonder what its property taxes cost
i wonder what its property taxes cost
brain is broken
brain is broken
I think i’m hilarious
I think i’m hilarious
don’t drink milk and drive
don’t drink milk and drive
what is this sorcery
what is this sorcery
what a happy surprise!
what a happy surprise!
i ride it on the parade route
i ride it on the parade route
there’s always a next time
there’s always a next time
welp, looks like i’m not getting sleep tonight
welp, looks like i’m not getting sleep tonight
a true american patriot
a true american patriot
I%26%238217%3Bm+going+to+need+some+of+this.
I’m going to need some of this.
When+shipping+costs+more+than+the+product.
When shipping costs more than the product.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Join the conversation
Don%26%238217%3Bt+deny+it.
Don’t deny it.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Words.
Words.
Obviously.
Obviously.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Pretty+much%26%238230%3B
Pretty much…