Feeling Lucky?

not to flex, but…

i promise is the last bezos joke i’ll post
i promise is the last bezos joke i’ll post
we need a movie about his life
we need a movie about his life
I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
sick burn
sick burn
oh, there’s definitely a jacob
oh, there’s definitely a jacob
that’s not worrisome at all
that’s not worrisome at all
stand back, I’m just doing my job
stand back, I’m just doing my job
they love him so much!
they love him so much!
historically hip
historically hip
when you hold a grudge for just the perfect amount of time
when you hold a grudge for just the perfect amount of time
be a more accepting parent
be a more accepting parent
anyone know the answer?
anyone know the answer?
don’t mess with your elders
don’t mess with your elders
if only he would
if only he would
if only he had stayed in space
if only he had stayed in space
Reelly%3F
Reelly?
My+Childhood+dream
My Childhood dream
It+was+a+simpler+time
It was a simpler time
Smartest+person+in+philosophy+class+cringe.
Smartest person in philosophy class cringe.
Join the conversation
Things+my+teacher%28s%29+can+do+better.
Things my teacher(s) can do better.
Recently+divorced.
Recently divorced.
Everything%26%238217%3Bs+a+sequel+these+days
Everything’s a sequel these days
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+story+for+the+grandchildren
That’s a story for the grandchildren
Make+them+stop.+%23bandads
Make them stop. #bandads
The+power+of+the+reach.+Thanks+Lenny.
The power of the reach. Thanks Lenny.
Barbie+and+the+Magical+Race+Against+Thermodynamic+Entropy
Barbie and the Magical Race Against Thermodynamic Entropy
Ultimate+Tag+Competition
Ultimate Tag Competition