not today, laundry

Could you not right now?

Way to grab life by the eggs, Ted.

Let us never forget when the White House press secretary posted his password publicly two days in a row…

We were hoping you would give us the answer we wanted… – Maybe Kim, probably.

McDonald’s themed deck has the queen holding the burger… for reasons.

They should blast music so you know your Tide Pods are coming.

The only known pyramid capstone.

Invest in the long con.

The problem with potty talk…

🎼 Always look on the bright side of life…

Sorry not sorry Pooh bear.

And my vote…

The secret to being a pretty good parent…

In an alternate universe….

Got a couple buns in the oven, prolly.